An email had been in circulation for some time now. I have received it twice now. The first time I did not pay notice to it, but now in light of recent events, I began to see it differently. It goes like this “no matter the position you are offered in ANY organisation if your deputy is named "Goodluck", please decline... in case you think I am joking: Goodluck (Acting President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) was an assistant head boy in primary school. The head boy got expelled, he took over. Goodluck was an assistant senior prefect in secondary school. The senior prefect died, Goodluck took over. Goodluck was deputy local govt chairman, the chairman got implicated in corruption and got removed from office, Goodluck took over. Goodluck was deputy governor to Alameiseigha. We all know that story. Goodluck was vice to Yar Adua (President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua). You may say it a coincidence, an, you know. A colleague of mine just called off his church wedding. Why? His best man